Time saving tips for working wifes (or wives..but I like wifes more..that sounds cool,right? )

I hear a lot of working wives complain they don't have enough time in the mornings or in the evenings. "Attention working wives", mornings or evenings are not that bad. If and only If, you follow my time table with complete dedication.

I have designed this time table exclusively for "Working Wifes"...Oops Wives.I'm extremely sorry for working "singles". This time table wont suit your needs. May be after a couple of years if you decide to take the plunge.

You can even make a "sticky note" and have this on your refrigerator or wardrobe. Please contact me if you need a print out version of this :)

Time Table:  (* T & C apply)

• 6:00 AM - Wake Up
  

The first rule is to never ever postpone your alarm settings here. It’s a busy day ahead girl. Com’on kick your butt and wake up.

• 6:00 AM to 6:10 AM - Morning Routine Part 1
  

This covers only the 1st part of your morning routine - Pee, Rinse face, comb hair (not recommended). Brushing teeth, attending nature's call are a complete No-No here.

• 6:10 AM to 6:15 AM - Get the milk & newspaper from the door
  

By the way, NO peek-a-boo through your neighbor’s door to check if her husband is up. Run...Lola...Run...towards to kitchen.

• 6:15 AM to 7:30 AM - Tea/Breakfast Preparation
  

I would say this the most crucial time in your mornings, as you are not supposed to waste even a single minute.

But…But...you are allowed to take a cup of tea/coffee during this breakfast preparation procedure to save time. Beware!! Don’t drink a whole lot of tea or else you won’t be able to suppress your nature's call for another one hour.