If Only

Haven't the thought of  "If Only" crossed your minds many times.Here are some of my all time favorites.

If Only..

• Junk food was healthier or would make us slimmer.
• There were 2 working days and 5 days off in a week or 4-hours per working day would be much better (:wink)
• Size XXL was considered sexier than size 0.
• 10th standard was considered as the highest degree of education.
• Failing your university exams was a credit to our parents.
• Peeping your neighbors through the keyhole was not a mistake.
• Being bald was a sign of royalty and something you could be proud of.
• Wearing smelly old socks was cute.
• Riding a horse to office was not embarrassing.
• Farting in public was cool.
• Wearing pajamas to office was the latest trend.
• Throwing rotten eggs at corrupted officials or politicians was not an offense. 
• Flushing your arrogant manager's head in the toilet was not a dream.
• Falling in love with your friend's girlfriend was just normal.
• Snoring in a meeting was considered to be active participation.
• Watching porn was just another means for sharpening your GK.
• We start our day with a bed-beer that too served by wife with a smile.
• Gossiping was a highly appreciable skill.
• Whatever you dream on seeing a cute girl, comes true the very next day (this one is for my friend)

I would be more than happy to add more points here. Nope..Nope..I promise, I wont be taking the credits.

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