If Only

Haven't the thought of  "If Only" crossed your minds many times.Here are some of my all time favorites.

If Only..

• Junk food was healthier or would make us slimmer.
• There were 2 working days and 5 days off in a week or 4-hours per working day would be much better (:wink)
• Size XXL was considered sexier than size 0.
• 10th standard was considered as the highest degree of education.
• Failing your university exams was a credit to our parents.
• Peeping your neighbors through the keyhole was not a mistake.
• Being bald was a sign of royalty and something you could be proud of.
• Wearing smelly old socks was cute.
• Riding a horse to office was not embarrassing.

Twitter, Facebook or Orkut - finally a relief for people suffering from PDA syndrome.

Long back, I was an ardent fan of social networking websites, be it Facebook or Orkut or Twitter.It was fun finding your long lost friends, connecting with them again after so many years, sharing photos of your wedding, convocation or recent trip.

But nowadays, most of time I feel pity for myself when I stumble upon some the status updates or scraps in some of our remarkable, very much hyped social networking sites. The reason, majority of our younger generation especially those in the late 20's and 30's are affected with a serious, contagious, non-curable PDA syndrome.I don't believe PDA's are romantic gestures to show that you care for your partner, but a great remedy to cure your partner's insecurity feelings and a lame way to prove that you are different from others in all aspects.Now are you thinking what the heck is PDA?

Ok..no worries..let me guide you through my diagnosis of PDA Syndrome:

Symptoms:

• Extreme forms of exhibitionism.

Root Cause:

• Inferiority Complex

Remedy:

• I hate to say friends...but no such remedy has been found.. (*sigh*)

I'm sharing some of the status/updates I've seen on Facebook,Myspace and Orkut with you guys.

Monster-in-law (a.k.a Mother-in-law)

Day 1:

Mom: Son, what did you have for dinner?

Son: I had some bread and chicken curry, Mom.

Mom: Bread!! Did I hear Bread ??

(Mom gasps for breath)

Son: Yes Mom.

Mom: Is it filling for you, Son? How come bread will be enough for you at night?

Day 2:

Mom: Son, what did you have for breakfast today?

Son: I had some Pancakes, Mom.

Mom: Pancakes !! Did I hear Pancakes???

(Sound of glass shattering all over the floor)

Son: Yes Mom.

Mom: But you never liked Pancakes before?

Son: Mom, I have grown up.I love pancakes now.Cant we just talk something else?

If you are lucky to be blessed with an understanding husband, you can expect quite a similar reply as he knows where she is taking this conversation.(In most cases, they knowingly don't respond to similar questions, not that they are really caring about their wife..they just want to avoid further clashes at home..)But if you are married to any of those delicate, ultra possessive, don't-hurt-my-mom's-sensitive-feelings kinda boy, please never ever expect a favorable response.

Time saving tips for working wifes (or wives..but I like wifes more..that sounds cool,right? )

I hear a lot of working wives complain they don't have enough time in the mornings or in the evenings. "Attention working wives", mornings or evenings are not that bad. If and only If, you follow my time table with complete dedication.

I have designed this time table exclusively for "Working Wifes"...Oops Wives.I'm extremely sorry for working "singles". This time table wont suit your needs. May be after a couple of years if you decide to take the plunge.

You can even make a "sticky note" and have this on your refrigerator or wardrobe. Please contact me if you need a print out version of this :)

Time Table:  (* T & C apply)

• 6:00 AM - Wake Up
  

The first rule is to never ever postpone your alarm settings here. It’s a busy day ahead girl. Com’on kick your butt and wake up.

• 6:00 AM to 6:10 AM - Morning Routine Part 1
  

This covers only the 1st part of your morning routine - Pee, Rinse face, comb hair (not recommended). Brushing teeth, attending nature's call are a complete No-No here.

• 6:10 AM to 6:15 AM - Get the milk & newspaper from the door
  

By the way, NO peek-a-boo through your neighbor’s door to check if her husband is up. Run...Lola...Run...towards to kitchen.

• 6:15 AM to 7:30 AM - Tea/Breakfast Preparation
  

I would say this the most crucial time in your mornings, as you are not supposed to waste even a single minute.

But…But...you are allowed to take a cup of tea/coffee during this breakfast preparation procedure to save time. Beware!! Don’t drink a whole lot of tea or else you won’t be able to suppress your nature's call for another one hour.

Our own personal space

Finally we created our own personal space.What are we gonna do with this space? Nice question, We might write about many things under the sky,from reviews and experiences on restaurants,movies,beauty products,people,relations,life and some recipes.Phew !! that's a whole lot.

By the way, sorry to say but "All characters and incidents in this blog are just fictitious and does not reflect to any person alive or dead" :)

Have a nice day.
EOL